sulumits retsambew

As this image, found on Retsambew.com clearly suggests, Retsambew was using mushroom drugs and other hallucinogenic substances in large quantities.

These are likely to be Psilocybe Cubensis (Libery Cap) mushrooms as they are the most commonly used species among recreational and religious users. This also implies a possibly Retsambew’s connection to religious fanatics and fundamentalists.

Almost all the psychoactive mushrooms are small and brown, usually called Shrooms, Magic Mushrooms, Fungus or Sillies on the street.   Street prices reange from $5 to $20 per gram and the average dose is usually 1-5 grams. Mushroom effects include hallucinogenic experience, very similar to the one from using LSD, as well as out of body experience, highly colorful hallucinations, distortion in spatial perception, time, and color shift.

Similar experiences can also be caused by watching disney movies for kids

This further proves that Sulumits Retsambew is likely hiding in Uzbekistan as we have previously reported, since that country is known for its wide use of hallucinogenics.

New data just reached us through our confidential sources, Sulumits is currently hiding somewhere here:

Sulumits Retsambew's current location

While we are trying to pinpoint Sulumits’s location more accurately, here are some facts about Uzbekistan:

• it’s is poor
• they speak some weird language
• it’s not in Europe, or America
• all other neighboring countries end with -stan
• their president’s name is Islam

That’s all for now, stay tuned for more and remember to keep it real!

Just over a day in we can already see a certain pattern in the serps.

First two are currently sulumitsretsambew.org and sulumitsretsambew.biz - both are WP blogs just like this one (obviously copycats) and both have a couple interesting posts about Sulumits Retsambew. Some claim to know him well, others even go so far as to pretend it’s their own name.

Another 4-5 top 10 places are taken by reddit, digg, slideshare, slideboom and hubpages. This was to be expected as the social bookmarking sites rank well and quick, but eventually climb down the serps.

A few other people managed to hang on to the top 10, including mygulfcoastbeachteam.com and  firetown.com

Twitter and propeller pages are somewhere behind.

This site is not yet indexed as this was the original plan - let others enjoy their momentary victory and then strike with full force when they least expect it!

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